Yay Today Day!

For those of you who missed National Today Day yesterday, we ar going to do it again today. After all, yesterday is gone and tomorrow will never come, so we might as will live for Today! Yay Today Day!

By the powers not likely to be vested in me, I hereby declare this to be Today Day. Today will be dedicated and set aside to observe and celebrate the singular fact that Today is unlike any other day preceding it, or to come, and thus should receive special recognition and honor.

If I have inadvertently stepped on the toes of those celebrating Today in other ways, I sincerely apologize, but no matter what you might be celebrating and/or promoting today, I submit that you cannot deny that today is Today. Perhaps—this is only a suggestion—you might want to move your festivities to a day that is not Today. That, I am afraid, is easier said than done, and upon tomorrow’s arrival, you will understand exactly what I’m saying, because as everyone knows, tomorrow never comes, and it is always Today. In my opinion that fact alone warrants the celebration I am proposing in honor of Today.

On the other hand, if it is your birthday, anniversary, etc., I suggest you revel in the fact that your birth or other blessed event has fallen on Today. I would think one could take a certain pride in this coincidence, and make it cause for even more jubilation than might typically be the case.

I might also add that if you are otherwise involved and do not have time for Today today, you are in luck! For in a bizarre and, in my opinion fortunate, circumstance, it will also be Today tomorrow. You will, however, need to wait until 12:01 A.M. for that to be the case.

Surely some of you have grasped the truth of the situation by now, and realize that Today is the most unique and special day ever! The most unique aspect being that you can choose when to celebrate this momentous day. Because…. drum roll, please…. …. It is always Today!! Yes!! Every day is Today!

Ain’t Today awesome?!?!

Please click on the FaceBook share link below and/or email this to all your friends. I think this one could get really popular! Thanks!!

 

3 Comments »

  1. Sherry said

    YAY!! Everyday is Today Day!

  2. mairmusic said

    Too funny! Thanks for the smile.

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